By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
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disney_blonde 16

Maybe renew your tags on time like a responsible adult and this won't happen.

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cupcakesmile23 0

I like burgers .. well I used to I'm a vegetarian now :p FYL

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flighted 1

I like cupcakes.....well I used to but now I save them instead, they're too cute to be eaten

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MistaXaEro_Chris 0

Got damn. Where do you work? Thats WAY less than minimum wage. Only 200$ for two weeks of work?? I think ypu need a new job bud.

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dreamer007 0

look on the bright side, you get a burger ;)

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badmad_fml 0

I took my gf virginity and yelled FIRST

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bloodshedblack 5

where the **** do you work?

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lilclare 0

that's usually how it works. bit at least you won't starve!

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FMLLogan 1

You better make that the best ******* burger you have ever had in your entire life.

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cocobulla1 4

70, if that's really u, then ur so freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!  for being badass and awesome

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