Health: Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy... - FML

By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:41

*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:48

To all the people wondering why OP didn't notice, it was probably on the back/crotch of her pants, so she couldn't see it. If she didn't go to the bathroom before the guy pointed it out to her, she couldn't see it then either. Plus, not all girls are regular, so maybe OP was earlier than she planned or something. But yeah, it's not that hard to not notice you started your period.

otecasacid 22

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:49

maybe she didnt notice because she frequently gets wet. my girlfriend says that sometimes when she gets wet she almost thinks her period started, but then she realizes.

DEMACIA_fml 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:19

Gets wet as in... swimming? Or gets wet as in... well... nvm.

CoitusNinja 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:31

... I'm not sure if I should be horrified... Or if I should laugh until I grow abs.

megotswag 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:58

You had school on a Saturday?

shiarrael 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:50

All FMLs start with "Today" and most don't get posted right away. This probably happened at least a couple days ago. And yes, it sucks. But life goes on.

missybopoo 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:03

Fyi: School nurses often have spare pants etc...

ShutUpAndStare 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:15

I got my period in school yesterday too :) exept I noticed early enough to get one of those giant, sponge-like in shape and size, pads from the nurse's office. FYL :/ Hope you don't get cramps as bad as mine.

Yourheadache 19

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:16

now this is a fml

hateevryone 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:31

you should always be prepared for things like that.

Fluhz 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:41

Love how all the guys are saying "How did you not notice that!" They just don't understand...

zipyzapyus 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:41

yep I don't understand, but I don't bleed or get wet over things..

plantfood 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:51

Ha

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