By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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Airman1988 9

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

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Pentium_4 27

*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week

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day624 14

Sucks that a guy noticed first

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burntbeard 4

ehh it'll pass don't worry

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Dracoboxer357 35

OP, I know this seems pretty embarrassing now, but it happens quite often enough, no one's going to remember or care in a week. Most all healthy girls have periods, this shouldn't be a news flash to the rest of the school population. :) Chin up, just dismiss it and move on, we've all had similar experiences of embarrassment. :) But if you want something else to laugh at in high school: Take a closer look around at the boys who at the end of a class, linger behind and slowly walk to their classes with their binders pinned to the front of their thighs with both hands. Those are the guys sporting an uncontrollable erection that won't go away, and believe me, you feel like the whole world is Staring at you, with the fear that everyone will notice and point it out! :D (No, don't be mean and single them out, just notice and laugh to yourself that you're not the only one who gets to be the awkward teen!) :D Hope that helps. ;) Cheers!

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Leftoverjello 6

Keeping your chin up is terrible advice coming from a boxer. Don't worry about it op. I used to be freaked about by menstruation and then I actually became acquainted with vaginas. Most guys that are scared or awkward regarding flow just lack experience with women.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lol, well you definitely got me there. :) I may have to change my "don't let it get you down" saying to something more suitable.... ;)

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ravenxcorvinus 9

that sucks, though don't feel bad.. no one told me untill i was 10 (it was the nurse at the school infirmary).. i felt like i needed to pee while i was in class, i was excused to the bathroom and discovered blood coming out of my ******.. i ran down the hallways screaming/crying "I'M BLEEDING, I'M BLEEDING, I'M DYING!". i had "the talk" of becoming a woman from the school nurse.

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ShutUpAndStare 7

I discovered at a gas station while coming home from new york. I never had "the talk", so I really don't know when or how I learned about it... Sucked for you :/

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Sienna420 4

I'm sorry OP!! That's like a girls nightmare!

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CuddleMePanda 0

I'm surprised the smell didn't get to you. 0.o

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beerankin 0

That really sucks, but how do you Not notice that?

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fangz_fml 6

Holy shit!! That must be freaking embarrassing!! Really a big ass FML for you!

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SammehDx 6

I don't understand how you could not have noticed, but that sucks.

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Akharr01 5

Should have replied " your momma " works for everything

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