Miscellaneous: Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates... - FML

By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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Babyface

By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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shaniqualee 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:05

Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!

timewarpist 1

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:03

lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha

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unhappy_girl 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:08

LOL!! YTDI!

JJ88000 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:10

A dick and beard mean nothing. Science tech today can do wonderful things. lol

type1 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:14

lol?

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:15

Perfect fit with this week's Illustrated FML :)

iGreen_Day 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 21:03

O yh LOL!!! The OP's local DMV fails.

deejay021 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:15

hey man this isnt really a fml... i mean if you go to a bar on ladies night... free booze... or at least really really cheap... you gotta see the positive

Oishi_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:18

Plus, there's all the legal benefits. Divorce courts and whatnot.

Moy_fml 6

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:17

YDI for not having a ******.

the_stereotype 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 21:10

if i were to say this guy deserves it, it would have to be for his man boobs and tiny peepee, but maybe that's just me

shadow_child 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:18

You just gotta drive extra carefully now: no speeding, running red lights, running stop signs. Oh, and you also can't use checks. **** it, too much work-- just get a sex change.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 7 September 2009 0:35

Lol

Jake221 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:18

Rofl FML

DrAwesome 6

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:19

Well, it might be a mistake, or maybe you just fail at sex.

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:35

Nice one :D

aback 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:19

Was that their way of telling you to go **** yourself?

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