By Miss Blairgowrie - 30/01/2013 07:52 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed and suggested I get a thesaurus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 310
You deserved it 2 745

Same thing different taste

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Picky people pick Peter Pan peanut butter. It's the peanut butter picky people pick. (:

ulissey_fml 22

Soory, op, I meant to say you deserve 3, 14159265 FML, of course. Well,in my o'inion.

ulissey_fml 22

Thank you for s'illing the beans.

What a prick, punch his puny package, pronto.

I hope your orthodontist, after laughing, did something to fix the problem.

ulissey_fml 22

You'll be all right as long as you resist the need to "P".

Get a different retainer, like those permanent ones that are just small wires on the back of your teeth.

Try to say 'Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers'

Your future boyfriends will like him a lot...