Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them...

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 102

You deserved it 30 007

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 957

You deserved it 6 395

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 820

You deserved it 22 683

Sorority

By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 974

You deserved it 5 599

By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 494

You deserved it 9 976

Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 231

You deserved it 3 289

What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 474

You deserved it 9 980

By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 127

You deserved it 11 019

Hatchet job

By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 206

You deserved it 367

By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 015

You deserved it 13 918

Sharing is caring

By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 984

You deserved it 128

duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

Comments

TheEpicFoo 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:28

ever heard of an eyebrow pencil? seriously...

AliceSaysFYL 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:38

I know, I've bought one now, thanks

tairii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:33

meh, just go to the drugstore and get a brow pencil.

fortunefades 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:41

Looks like you're just gonna have to be a sad clown all your life. :(

linzb752 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:41

if you "got" her to pluck your eyebrows, she probably didn't want to do it in the first place. sucks for you

andrew935 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:06

draw them with a sharpie chola :)

fadingaway 17

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:30

Big deal, they're eyebrows. They'll grow back soon enough.

Staciii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:47

always have your eyebrows professionally done the 1st time. that way they'll be easier to do yourself afterwards.

kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:53

That'd be the weirdest sex ever. I'd feel sorry for the guy. Feeling like he wasn't pleasurig you. Haha!

khosa 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:53

jus reshape em

glendahoee 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:55

shoulda done them yourself:(

Keywords

Coworkers Work Dogs Animals Cars Transportation Art Photography Miscellaneous Videos Love Awkward Health Scams My ex Money Sex Family AITA Am I overreacting? Healthy Lifestyle Babies Kids Sleep Mental health Parents Cheating Break-ups Facebook Nice Guys

The Top

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 825

You deserved it 54 984

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 407

You deserved it 3 021

The Top

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 252

You deserved it 10 760

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 161

You deserved it 11 271

Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 433

You deserved it 3 661

Today, I learned that all the caffeine my body can handle and boundless energy will not stop me from yawning. Thirty times in an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 562

You deserved it 147

Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 926

You deserved it 632

Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 727

You deserved it 115