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By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 431
You deserved it 3 740

Same thing different taste

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Lukcia 5

Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.

Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.

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skehar 23

It could be worse. He could talk about how attractive you are and what he would do to you... 3 more months!

Accordingly, you start telling him how you have a hobby of collecting genitals of men and how his penis might be the 150th addition to your collection and how you would proudly nail it to the wall

#21, normally I wouldn't go for the whole severing genitals and nailing them to the wall (a bit too Bobbitt) but in this case, good call. If it was my girl, I would add laxatives to this idiot's coffee then meet him in the bathroom for some adventures with Mr. Gillette. The old double sided blade kind. Preferably rusty. Dipped in chili oil.

He's a disrespectful , you need to; put him in his place,or you're going to have a long 3 months

You need to put your punctuation in its place, or you're going to have an army of grammar Nazis after you!

Just ask him to stop. See how mean and vindictive our culture has gotten (even if we don't see it) with all the HR, report him stuff?

perdix 29

Take his best ideas and use them on your girlfriend. When you work on a team project, you can't be so stubborn to think that only you have all the good ideas.

Closed hand = fist...... Arm pulled back = Usain Bolt........ Extension of arm in the direction of his face = satisfaction....... The look on his face after the impact = PRICELESS

Anth6ny 9

Talk to your boss. If that don't work, well, there are always dark alleys....

shy_and_bubbly 6

Do all the stuff he mentioned and when you go to work tell him you did all that to your gf and tell him she thinks you are the ******* king :)