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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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sneakers9394 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..

El_patron 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:03

haha dumbass

Comments

Babushka_Homyak 10

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:22

You fully and totally deserve it, OP.

EvilDoll 7

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:24

but officer, it's a magical wand of absorbency kotexio-cadabra!

Helena_18 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:30

YDI for speeding .....for keeping a ******* tampon in ur pocket....and for arguing with an officer because ur to embarrased to accept how stupid u are.....i'm sorry op ...totally deserved

jayne24 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:45

you should have just whipped it out and made him look like a dip shit for thinking it was a weapon

Cabbotage 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:50

how about next time you just show him the tampon. it's not that hard.

CoachLlama 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:50

At least you didn't get tazed. Consider it a good day.

willowbeauty 0

Friday 22 October 2010 0:01

You're serious? Wow, op, you're an idiot. it's just a tampon. At it most basic level, it's a wad of cotton on a string, in a tube. You were willing to risk God-knows-what for that?you absolutely deserved it!