By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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brookexrawrr 0

how could you forget youur ABC's !? YDI for being a complete asshole, OP.

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memily63 12

Why is the OP an asshole.... Because forgetting the alphabet definitely just makes him completely rude? You sound kind of ignorant.

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brookexrawrr 0

uhhrm no. its called S A R C A S M. lookittttup. yourre being an ignorant asshole by calling me ignorant, when you dont even knoww what youure talking about. so yeah justt leave, kbyye. ;* xx

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corrinaswan 0

you totally deserved that u shoulda learned ur abc's by kinder garden and you couldn't walk in a like when u were sober thts sad

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corrinaswan 0

uh oh grammar police it's the internet who cares and btw I excel in grammar in school I was busy wasn't paying attention

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meg238f 0

You're not allowed to 'sing' the alphabet, which is pretty much the only way most people know how to say it. Also, I think you have to do it backwards, but I'm not sure on that. That shouldn't have mattered anyway, isn't the breathalyzer used first anyway?

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corrinaswan 0

but hardy anyone know it backwards and he shoulda said tht

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kc1997kc 9

where I live it's forward, not backward. although you do need to say it not sing it.

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getjackedd 0

epic fail! how do u mess up!!! my 4 yr old kid could do that AND get a sticker

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Johnny_bananas 0

its okay your not alone. some people just look and act drunk naturally

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NuxX 0

Cop should have tested you on drugs !

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