Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

You sir... Fail

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tcrunit 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:32

It's not your fault your a dumb ass blame your parents

AllyJoeBob 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:18

Don't worry. I'd probably end up doing the same thing. ;)

jorrrk 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:40

wow your stupid

vikingchick 22

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*you're

fadelio22 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:54

what no breathalyzer?

ouch1990 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:22

Why didn't you ask for the breath analyzer op

freeholdphil 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:59

sobriety tests are designed so you fail no matter what. they're mindfucks

spartanfan68 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:59

this is fake they have breathalyzers for that now

princessemily 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:44

i feel like this would happen to me cause 1) im a crazy driver, 2) id get nervous and forget a letter, and 3) im pigeon toed. it's okay :)

wowhalls 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:59

retard

Vaesive 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:37

OP must have eaten paste and failed kindergarten gym too

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