By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 02:25 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
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pjsr 32

It sounds as if he just wants to get rid of you. Time to seek another position.

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writerchic85 25

Ask him to formally write out a quota sheet on how many times in a day he expects you to laugh and smile.

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shawnaishere 14

Just have to practice until you get the right balance

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wheelchairchick 11

He is just a jerk.

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Bragi 12

Your boss simply does not like you, OP. Start looking for another job.

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britbrat237 14

Then that job is not for you. You should be able to be yourself and not be judged for it.

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Etweens96 25

You might want to get another job if he keeps this up

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THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Look for another job then quit that one in the most spectacular fashion you can imagine

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rockwrench 18

By now, you must have come to the conclusion to tone it down to a shit eating grin and a snicker. Since thats half-assed, you'll probably get promoted.

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User0060 6

Could be worse...my boss tried to rape me to prove I could do a desk job in a wheel chair...

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Selene1090 26

Sounds like my work place. There is no winning. One second they want one thing, the next they want the complete opposite and act like you're incompetent for not keeping up with their whims. I just do what I think is best and smile and nod when they reprimand me.

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