Work: Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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Apple juice, ************

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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Not cool

By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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Judgmental people are the worst

By samantha - 09/03/2021 16:59

Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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Thievery

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 03:53 - United States

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

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Hormonal hell

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 23:02

Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML

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Mind your own *******

By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 22:00

Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML

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Docbee 11

Monday 26 August 2013 11:43

Honey boo boo is that you?

lulubelles 33

Monday 26 August 2013 11:43

Really hope you informed the authorities, poor, poor baby.

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dunicha 20

Monday 26 August 2013 23:03

My heart breaks for that baby.

dbaguy 9

Monday 26 August 2013 23:10

Social services?

neppy 6

Monday 26 August 2013 23:11

Holy ******* ****, most FMLs just make me chuckle a bit but this one scared me... I'd call CPS. Really.

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 26 August 2013 23:59

Oh HELL NO! Call csb on that bitch.

disney_blonde 16

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:11

Why does every mention of feeding a baby turn into a huge breastfeeding vs formula debate? This post was about KOOL-AID vs formula. As for formula vs breastmilk, how about everyone does what they feel is best for their child and butt out of everyone else's business?

nurchok 15

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:33

Report her to child services ASAP. That retard does not deserve to be a mother... Poor baby.

longbeck4 28

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:34

people are so stupid

sweetassusername 4

Tuesday 27 August 2013 1:48

Don't **** with a black woman and her baby!

TweetAnne 13

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:12

It wouldn't surprise me if the mother was black. They really like Kool aid, watermelon and fried chicken. I know it's racist but its pretty true.

InnocentWings 13

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:16

You can't be faulted. The infant is THREE WEEKS OLD. Of course she'll need the formula. The mother is an idiot

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