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By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By chelsay05 - 04/11/2016 00:53 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 01:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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Corporate logic

By AloisTrancy - 24/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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Where were you?

By Alex - 31/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML

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One joke too far

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 14:01

Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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Not a good look

By Sean - 07/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:09

And now you have a FML for reading FMLs. Silver-lining.

amberr_harperr 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:09

FML will ruin your job career..

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pwnman 33

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:31

Reminds me of the FML where the OP's boss had to make someone post an FML of them being caught slacking off..

Flaming_Pandas 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:32

Yo dawg, we heard you liked FML's, so we made an FML about an FML so you can vote FML on an FML about an FML!

blondeamazonian 18

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:37

Inception, level: FML

drmisin 5

Saturday 2 August 2014 22:49

my head hurts:(

Simbaby 23

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:39

Slacking off always gets you in trouble .

evolution8 9

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:40

my boss used to be strict with no phones at work but was always on his

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:14

I can't use my phone at work either but that doesn't stop me being on FML on my work PC.

DewIchigo 17

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:40

FML-ception ...

Allister11499 10

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:51

Lol

ThePaperDragon 31

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:57

I feel as though FML has been waiting for such a post. FML caused a situation that helped it sustain itself! It is beautifully tragic!

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:19

NSFW

baseballbv 17

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:21

I hear bad things happen when you're at work and reading FML in the restroom.

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:24

Man just don't even go on your phone at work. Even if It seems like it might be okay, It's not worth it.

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