By Nick - 22/08/2010 23:33 - France

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 015
You deserved it 8 258

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI for robbing your girlfriend. Don't you know she has a taser?

eldiablo2196 0

Comments

jay4who7 0

YDI in attempt to rob ur gf lol :)

that's what u get for trying to rob her of her virginity

Peacemaker9 7

who's says that he already didn't?

jay4who7 0

WTF that's the second time "schwancy" posted the same thing I was thinking rofl that's a little weird if u ask me :)

schwancy 2

But I said it first. Victory is mine!

ohthebloodygore 16
schwancy 2

Awww c'mon. Can't I have some of the victory?

ohthebloodygore 16

Nope, I'm not a sharing person. Victory simply cannot be shared.

schwancy 2

Ok well I guess there's only one way to settle this... Steel cage match. The survivor claims all victory.

Chrisskiies 0

Precious, victory is never yours. :p Plus Schwancy beat you it.

ohthebloodygore 16

You've been watching waaaaaay too much telly. The only way to declare the winner, is to see who can eat the most... :l

ohthebloodygore 16

Chris, you're just mad because I always win.

Chrisskiies 0

No not all Precious, I win like 99.99% of the time. Raleigh and ffml (Ari) win the other .01%. And you jay get random victories. Plus I like her idea better. :P

ohthebloodygore 16

I'm starving, I like my idea better. I should be more coherent, I meant I always win against you.

schwancy 2

Eat the most of what exactly?

jay4who7 0
ohthebloodygore 16

71 - I'm craving tamales here.

jay4who7 0

chris is the real winner hear lol after all he got the # 1 spot ;)

Chrisskiies 0

FFML wins 100% of the time. Excuse my other comment that contradicts this one.

Chrisskiies 0

But you fail again, the hunger is getting to you. Go eat some breakfast, my suggestion is 3 slices of french toast, 2 pancakes, 4 scrambled eggs, 3 pieces of bacon, 1 slice of ham,3 sausage links, and a cup of some orange juice. :) I'm hungry now... o.0 edit: retract my last statement! Ari thinks it's hilarious to log into my account, and spread her propaganda! >=|

jay4who7 0
ohthebloodygore 16

Okay; Chris, you're right 98% of the time. Raleigh is always right (in his own head) FFML, has proven to be right all the time. And, I am right 97% of the time. :P

jay4who7 0

we can't all be right,someone has 2 be wrong?

Chrisskiies 0

I have no idea where you got those percentages, but they are acceptable, except for Ari. She failed in the sleep walking fml twice. Lol.

FFML_314 11

It's all about the proof. :] Chris, I have no clue what you're talking about. òò Edit: Chris, I was right in how I read it. :P

FFML_314 11

I'm right when it matters. :]

Chrisskiies 0

Ari- I despise you ao much right now, damn fail whale. Precious- D: ... how in the bloody hell do you not love pancakes, or French toast??? lol jk

FFML_314 11

Chris, you should see someone about that paranoia. :P

ohthebloodygore 16

Chris, one bite gets me full. Also, it makes me feel bloated. Which is disgusting.

Chrisskiies 0

Ari- suck it Precious- awe sorry to hear that. It's pretty glorious tho, just sayin' lol.

ohthebloodygore 16

Bloody hell, I just realised you inserted bloody hell into that sentence.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Uhm, what the hell is this..? I wake up to people lying about how much I win? Goof, you know I win waaaay more than you - so stop lying to Chris. :]

ohthebloodygore 16

I'm confused, is her name Ari or Anna? O.o And, mi precioso amor. No. Simply no. I win more. You need to stop lying.

Chrisskiies 0

Raleigh- I don't lie Precios- kinda late, oh everyone calls her Anna, I call her Ari.

FFML_314 11

My name is Arianna, but Raleigh likes Anna better, so he started calling me that and it caught on. Everyone I know in real life calls me Ari. Chris is the only one on here that calls me Ari though.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Mi Spanish belleza, it looks like you're in denial.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Chris, I was talking to my goof. Not you. :P

ohthebloodygore 16

I like Aria more. No, you're in denial. :]

Chrisskiies 0

Oh nvm I didn't see the "stop lying to Chris" just stop lying Chris. Lmao I should go back to sleep now, work awaits me in 8 hrs. o.O

FFML_314 11

Aria? Interesting. I'm used to Anna on here. It's weird that Chris calls me Ari. He tries so hard to stand out. :P

Chrisskiies 0

Um no I don't try, I just do. :P There's no "try" when it comes to me, either you do or you don't.

ohthebloodygore 16

Yeah, my friend has the same name (spelt differently Ahrihanna) and I call her Aria. He does stand out, hah.

Arsonnist 3

Why would you buy her a taser for that purpose if you were going to try to steal from her later? You should be on Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest Criminals.

she's trying to tell you something...

knibbsy 4

YDI for lying to us here in the FML community. The real reason you bought the taser was to start an army of undead squirrels that poop copies of Steven Seagal movies.

if that's wat he gives his girlfriend, then what does he give his kids? :-0

that kinda sucks but it's also kinda your fault too...what made u think she wouldn't use it on you too?

with out all the facts I'm gonna go out on a limb and say ydi. OP you are your own worst enemy.