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that's what u get for trying to rob her of her virginity
lmao ownd hahaha duh dun ching
WTF that's the second time "schwancy" posted the same thing I was thinking rofl that's a little weird if u ask me :)
But you fail again, the hunger is getting to you. Go eat some breakfast, my suggestion is 3 slices of french toast, 2 pancakes, 4 scrambled eggs, 3 pieces of bacon, 1 slice of ham,3 sausage links, and a cup of some orange juice. :) I'm hungry now... o.0 edit: retract my last statement! Ari thinks it's hilarious to log into my account, and spread her propaganda! >=|
she's trying to tell you something...
if that's wat he gives his girlfriend, then what does he give his kids? :-0
that kinda sucks but it's also kinda your fault too...what made u think she wouldn't use it on you too?
with out all the facts I'm gonna go out on a limb and say ydi. OP you are your own worst enemy.
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YDI for robbing your girlfriend. Don't you know she has a taser?
y would she do that