Love: Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend...

By Nick - 22/08/2010 23:33 - France

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By PoopTart - 29/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 14:01

Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML

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By anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:15 - Czech Republic

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his taser at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tased him for acting aggressively. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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phatdaddy 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:57

YDI for robbing your girlfriend. Don't you know she has a taser?

eldiablo2196 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:47

y would she do that

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urfukinstupid 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:55

YDI for robbing ur girlfriend

Christopher08 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:00

Ha ha ha that was too funny. edes idiota

eldiablo2196 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:47

y would she do that

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:37

OKay I think there's more to this story so until then YDI.

79DrAwkwArD97 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:41

no way you didn't deserve it

proski 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:20

you're girlfriend hates you

TheVariableX 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:25

YDI for trying to rob her and letting a woman handle a weapon just be glad she didn't kill you with that thing.

rawr_and_stuff_s 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 8:04

maybe it's her way of breaking up with u

LTHoratioCaine 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:05

You're a criminal... And I (Puts on sunglasses) Will get you. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

juliaannw 11

Friday 27 August 2010 6:09

DUMBASS!!!! NEVER give your girlfriend a taser!!

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