By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
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The_Hitdude 12

Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

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bobbeta30 14

My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

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yupitssoph 18

You have a lawsuit bro, sue him good!

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lo1s3er 3

if it was the cops 2nd day on the job he would be with a veteran offficer......and if ur givin an field test to someone that means they r compliant and no tazer would be out...if the tazer was out a test would not be done cuz u dont do a test on a non compliant offender

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pigbilly 0

We shouldn't have cops in America. We should have the army driving around in humm-vees

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bjg1009 3

That sux but it won't suck once you sue that moron and get a GIANT settlement check. Then it will be a very happy day. what a stupid jackass of a cop.

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Skylansmile 11

Ohhhh I would be reporting his a**.

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gosrisky 1

And that's what happens when becoming a sheriff requires a weekend course and no stress/mental testing!

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doglover100 28

I've seen cops break the law before. We had D.A.R.E. back in elementary school (dare is basically an awareness thing about drugs) and someone my friend knew saw a D.A.R.E. officer smoking in his car. So much for drug free atleast it wasn't drinking or weed.

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