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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Nick - 22/08/2010 23:33 - France

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Username - 31/07/2019 00:01 - Singapore

Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML

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By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2017 01:30

Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:36

Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

bobbeta30 14

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:36

My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

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TheJackster3000 1

Saturday 18 August 2012 22:40

YDI for sneezing?? Really guys??

1R1X0X0 10

Monday 8 October 2012 14:49

Report him?!

droptableusers 7

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:33

ACAB

TheDoctor10 28

Wednesday 17 July 2013 5:14

That's... Shocking! Nobody?

PsychoAlexLying 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:29

I could always think of a reason why people would deserve something to happen to them, this is one of the few that I can't.

katrinakm 9

Monday 28 April 2014 13:51

That sucks. Bless you!!

fml_ajll 11

Thursday 15 May 2014 1:20

I would sue the police department

emily4040 18

Friday 20 June 2014 15:07

Cigarettes technically aren't drugs.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 13 December 2014 15:50

I would report him.

dreadlocmask 15

Thursday 18 June 2015 17:30

Report the officer for police brutality

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