By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
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The_Hitdude 12

Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

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bobbeta30 14

My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

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seeb49 7

Thank you for changing your picture.

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lefty619 6

That's a come up right there I wish that'd happen to me!!!!! Law suit ;)

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RendarSelin 5

Hope the dash cam was on, because if so, someone's got a good case for an excessive force lawsuit ;)

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

I bet that was a shock...

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heimdallr 14

The lack of noticable levels or effects from drugs... Basically a sobriety test checks if you're drunk, etc.

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thatoneguy79 10

116 - The state you were in prior to turning 5 and being tall enough to reach the liquor cabinet. The state you were NOT in when you walked into the liquor store, placed two racks of beer on the counter and peed on the pregnancy test to prove you were "fit" to drink.

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D0ESiTMATTER 3

Sound like a lawsuit to me.

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Some people should never be allowed to be cops.

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