By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
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The_Hitdude 12

Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

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bobbeta30 14

My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

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patacus 14

I really hope you called the station and reported the cop. and if they don't do anything contact a lawyer

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nollid7 5

Op you need to Sue them. You have a damn good lawsuit right there.

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Dr0reos 8

OP may have been hiding a concealed weapon in his nasal cavity

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BradTheBrony 19

*wipes tear from eye*

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Nightvenom 0

I thought it was "don't tase me brah" not bro. But those are interchangeable so I guess both are right.

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hollywoodt1ts 15

i would have sued the **** out of that cop and gotten his badge

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