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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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By hiccups - 16/05/2021 14:02

Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML

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By ZG1 - 13/02/2021 20:00

Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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alin123 0

Friday 26 March 2010 19:02

you didnt say excuse me that's why

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:19

Couldn't you put down the phone for a second, press the mute button, or just say, "excuse me"? This is not a situation that regularly happens to people... honestly, if I were the interviewer, I would have been sort of put-off, too.

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ayerimrod 0

Friday 26 March 2010 19:22

did u call back?

subarumustang 0

Friday 26 March 2010 19:26

Anyone ever notice that when a girl burps in public...90% of the time she is cute! I guess Cute girls have enough self esteem to burp in public...but if she farts...thats a different story haha.

aardvarkish 16

Friday 26 March 2010 19:58

There's a cutie in my unit who burps and cusses with the rest of us. Keeps us thinking of her as one of the guys.

expen_dable 0

Friday 26 March 2010 20:01

that's a double standard, it's cute when pretty little girls burp but when fat girls burp its disgusting and you throw things at her.

ggggiggity 0

Friday 26 March 2010 19:44

Did you apply for a job at the gas company? if not, FYL for sure. Otherwise expect a 2nd interview, and be prepared to fart in the phone.

itsharkley 8

Friday 26 March 2010 20:45

Ha har oh the sadness

BruceGumdrop 0

Friday 26 March 2010 21:05

Lols at the ability to have a conversation that's long distance via telephones.

Peacemaker9 7

Friday 26 March 2010 22:37

sucks to be u op!!!!

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:19

MilkMcChugger 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:26

OP, I just want you to know, if I had been the interviewer, you would have gotten a laugh and a job. But yeah, you probably should have pulled the phone away, at the very least.

MollyyMakeout 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 0:00

So? You burped. I'm pretty sure the interviewer was human, and has burped in some point of his or her life. Just call back, apologize, and play it off with a little sense of humor? Maybe.