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Coming from a woman who is almost finished with her second trimester: there is more crying to come. I cried last night because my heating pad wasn't warm enough on my back. And the day before I was furious and started cussing out everything in my bedroom because my last pair of work pants no longer fit. Hormones cause awful mood swings. Just hug her, tell her she's beautiful, and you love her more than anyone in the world. And if she has a favorite food, surprise her by bringing some home one day ;-)
Everything made me cry with my first pregnancy(in fairness to one instance i wanted ice cream and every shop was closed so it was an epic journey to find some) and i want to cut bitches with this pregnancy. Yay hormones. -_-
Just try to remember that it's not her fault she's crazy right now, it's the hormones. It's not fun for her either, btw.
Well, how do you think she got pregnant? Your fault.
Congrats!
Pickle mayonnaise? Buy her some ranch dressing.
she is literally bringing a new life into this world with her body and you're bitching about how inconvenient this is for you? come on man.
Oh poor baby, I feel so bad for you....get over it. She's pregnant! What do you want her to do asshole?
One of the many reasons I don't want children. The 9-month process itself is undeniably miserable.
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look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!
out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.