By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 340
You deserved it 5 291

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saraitkddh 47

look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!

tony1891 22

out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.

Comments

My wife's like that when un-pregnant. Shiiiiit!! I'm in trouble when she's preggo.

why even tell her that the dog food was out.... just go and get some more.

In the end it's all worth it :) Congrats on the new baby though! I know pregnancy can be crazy (JUST had my daughter 2 weeks ago) and now I realized just how worth it it was to go through the hormones, mood changes, crazy cravings, back pain and everything. I smile every time I see my daughter and I love her more and more each time. Remember, she only does this for at least 9 months (10 months from the beginning to the end actually) but in the end, you have a lifetime with your son or daughter :D

40 weeks is actually closer to nine months than ten.

Believe it or not, some people want to have a baby. Idiot.

That's never a good idea. The friction from the two condoms together will cause them to break.

youre the one who got her pregnant, you did this to yourself.

dwood08 10

Welcome to the good life my man! I just got out of the morning sickness now it's the constant crying from her saying she's a whale.

Murilirum 23
Rowlandgirl 5

It will only get worse. Good luck!

How do I reply to a comment that someone makes on someone else's comment ? im new. Ps. What's OP mean