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My wife's like that when un-pregnant. Shiiiiit!! I'm in trouble when she's preggo.
why even tell her that the dog food was out.... just go and get some more.
In the end it's all worth it :) Congrats on the new baby though! I know pregnancy can be crazy (JUST had my daughter 2 weeks ago) and now I realized just how worth it it was to go through the hormones, mood changes, crazy cravings, back pain and everything. I smile every time I see my daughter and I love her more and more each time. Remember, she only does this for at least 9 months (10 months from the beginning to the end actually) but in the end, you have a lifetime with your son or daughter :D
40 weeks is actually closer to nine months than ten.
Shouldve used protection idiot
Believe it or not, some people want to have a baby. Idiot.
double wrap it next time. FYL
That's never a good idea. The friction from the two condoms together will cause them to break.
youre the one who got her pregnant, you did this to yourself.
How do I reply to a comment that someone makes on someone else's comment ? im new. Ps. What's OP mean
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look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!
out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.