By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
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saraitkddh 47

look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!

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tony1891 22

out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.

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ullsmith 11

Visit my profile and I'll visit yours!

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Attacksloth 33

She is being taken over by hormones, but in nine months' time, you will both be taken over by hormones of joy.

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lalaney 14

I really don't understand where some men get off, complaining about witnessing their wives' difficult pregnancy. I get it, it's frustrating, but you don't need to look far to find some perspective; i.e., your wife. It's the only physical ordeal of this magnitude where the person not going through it directly gets to complain. "Today, my mother threw up on me because of a bad bout of chemo. FML."

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marcranger 28

In his defense, we can assume he and his wife want to have a baby and that this ordeal will, as other commenters are suggesting, be worth it to them in the end. Nobody chooses to have cancer. It's also a humorous reminder to baby-haters like me who are giving the "it'll all be worth it!" comments serious raised eyebrows that we really need to stick to our birth control regimen for multiple reasons!

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LO1014 16

Welcome to pregnancy!

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Aimeejasmine 15

Geez she's having your baby, voluntarily ripping herself apart for you and you're complaining about a bit of puke? Grow up

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marcranger 28

I would assume it's her baby, too, and she wants it just as much, if not more , than he does to put herself through this much misery.

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darryaz 9

My youngest kid is 24 and I STILL remember the "crazies" VERY well.

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marcranger 28

Well, OP, thanks for giving me motivation to stay on the pill even though I've been assured that my ovaries are firing blanks! As long as you and your wife are both excited to become parents, though, I'm sure the commenters who are sure it will be worth everything, even the puke, are right .

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thisguy2013 3

It'll get better. rough days some days but it does get better.

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