By Me - 31/01/2010 05:01 - United States

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Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
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lilbyrd43 0

A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

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maskedman 9

I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

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SpyderMonkee 0

At least the guy wasn't behind you. You're crush would be the least of you're problems then.

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SpyderMonkee 0

Yeah... That "e" was just so tempting.

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ipwnallmen 10

fap,fap,fap,fap,fap, blah,balh,blah, fabp fap fap. did it turn you on?

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danielleFML 0

Well that was painful to read, but at least you know how to spell masturbation.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Wasn't *he* the guy sitting in front of you? He was talking about his own masturbation problem? Context, OP! Context.

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studentwoes 2

"Thinking it would be about something pleasant" is not a complete sentence. Maybe if you had better grammatical skills he would like you.

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SpyderMonkee 0

Yeah, because all the guys go for bookworms and English majors.

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cherylface 13

#24, I noticed that as well, and it was the reason I even went to the comments. #29, it doesn't take a bookworm or English major to know when something is a complete sentence or not. Basic sentence structure is a concept taught in elementary school. Frankly, any guy that can't complete his sentences is not one I want anyway.

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mcicycool 0

I dnt think since masturbation is pleasant for yourself that it makes it a "pleasant" conversation to talk about... I think lol

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apfunction 0

thinking it would be about something pleasent is an incomplete sentence.

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