By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
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ahabsfan 14

You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.

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abNormal62 23

That will teach you McDreamy! Meet or exceed expectations always'

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OneFourNine 9

It's ok OP. Just ask her for make-up sex.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I think you should break up. She sounds like a psycho.

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Kempeth 5

Tell her you dreamt she promised you a makeup *******. It's a dream, it still counts.

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jhs578650 9

I'll be damned if I will ever let my girl kick me out of my own bed, especially over something as ridiculous as a dream. She gets to decide where she sleeps, not where I sleep. That is some childish bullshit right there.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I completely agree! I never understood how women were able to kick the man out of bed and make them sleep on the couch. If you're the one with the issue, than you sleep somewhere else. If I'm mad enough with my husband that i don't want to sleep together (which I hope would never happen) than I'm the one that can sleep elsewhere. I don't understand how some women think they can control where he sleeps. Same goes for kicking them out of the house (unless he cheated on you, and even if he did) then you can go to a hotel or friends house.

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hovve 9

hit her right in the face and tell her that's the taste of equality

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grabyourhooks 12

That is 97 different kinds of not funny or equality. I love a sick/ethnic/sexist joke, but when people screw it up, they sound like a new level of stupid

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Hop6e 22

Not cool. If she's mad it's because she's human and cares. You like someone and then see every second of them cheating in your head and see how you like it. I had a dream my boyfriend screwed this shrew he works with after work in the back room, I woke up sick to my stomach. It's an awful feeling to have dreams like that.

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