By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
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ahabsfan 14

You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.

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Cebolamole 13

I'm always tempted to select YDI in posts like this because I believe dating crazies is always the OP's fault...

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JKPwnage 27

I think you need to explain the difference between fantasy and reality to her

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steven0236 5

You should do the same to her and hurt her

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Tannasgh 22

Yeah...been there. What sense does this make?

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Hop6e 22

Well having you cheat in our dreams, it takes a massive blow to our self-confidence. Plus if she's mad? Proves she cares. If she didn't she wouldn't care if you cheated, even if it is in her dreams. Plus we can see everything in a dream! The girl, you, what you do, everything. It's awful.

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figure_of_bleach 0

So the solution is act like a selfish brat and kick him out of bed?I've got a good idea maybe acknowledge it's a dream.grow up.and if you're still feeling down the day for some low self confidence thing over fantasy than talk to the bf..actually no feeling sorry for urself nd blaming him is much better

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Eloxia 7

I was told that because he dreamed I was cheating it proved that I either was or was planning it. People like this need help. If they won't get help run away.

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savmut 8

Hey my wife had the same type of dream and woke me up pissed as hell at me but she didn't kick me outta the bed

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