Miscellaneous: Today, I hacked into my best friend's Facebook account to message... - FML

By nolovefor21 - 16/01/2014 11:45 - Australia - Wentworthville

Today, I hacked into my best friend's Facebook account to message my mother about organizing a surprise party for myself for my 21st. She ignored the message for two days before replying, "I don't think so. No one would really show up and I think that would hurt her feelings." FML

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nolovefor21 1

Friday 17 January 2014 3:43

OP here, I didnt "hack" into her account really, I asked her if I could use her account to try and plan myself a surprise party.. Mainly because Ive always wanted one but never had anyone step up to do it. She gave me her password so I could do it. But apparently that was a waste of time according to my mother...

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chuka81 27

Thursday 16 January 2014 20:01

I'm not surprised that no one would show up for your birthday party. You apparently invade the privacy of your friends. YDI.

meirginsburg18 10

Thursday 16 January 2014 20:01

well I guess its time to organize your own birthday party :)

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awkward_gothlady 32

Thursday 16 January 2014 20:38

I would have said YDI for hacking your friend's FB account, but no one deserves to find out that's what their mom thinks of them. I hope you still have a great birthday, though!

jdwmoore 5

Thursday 16 January 2014 20:40

that's pathetic

ZY1431 24

Thursday 16 January 2014 20:53

well I suggest you throw ur own party by hitting the bar or casino if theres one near you.

trent_h 9

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:05

At least she thought ahead

zoegirl_455 30

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:06

I wouldn't be throwing a surprise party for someone who thought it was okay to invade my privacy either

evanobrien 14

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:08

you're turning 21, go to some bars, get your birthday shots, and have a blast..... by yourself if you have to.

The_Mr_Troll 14

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:17

Maybe you shouldn't have been greedy along with invading your friend's privacy. You so deserved this.

ImaginaryPerson 21

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:17

Hope the hack was worth losing a friendship and getting denied a party. Ur 21 party like it then act like it!

emily689 25

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:20

What did you think would happen when your best friend found out you hacked her account?

funturtle23 6

Thursday 16 January 2014 21:20

aweee :c

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