Miscellaneous: Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 14:14 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML

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By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

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By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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By I should have kept my mouth shut - 23/01/2013 01:35 - United States - Davis

Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML

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By liltravol23 - 15/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

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I'm only sleeping

By Hred - 28/11/2022 14:00

Today, I was excited to sleep in on my day off. My girlfriend woke me up at 6 am. To bring up an argument from a week ago. An argument about salad dressing. FML

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That makes sense

By HistoryHasEyes - 04/09/2020 23:01

Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML

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Have you heard the news?

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 14:00

Today, my mother had a Kitty Party (sort of), and I was in charge of the tea and snacks. I was so busy I didn't pay attention to their discussion. After everything was done, I heard my mother talking about my poop colour and how unhealthy it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

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By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

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Sorry dude

By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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daftPunKt 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:40

Get your own life

2856B9BD 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:40

Omg, she EATS?! ..*sarcasm*

Comments

KatieKupcake4195 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:01

I ate a doughnut on my birthday. Why didn't the world get notified about what I had on MY birthday? xD Just kidding

izzy7 11

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:02

Who?

mosquito19 14

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:16

were you having a conversation with yourself?

ksams5020 1

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:57

Good ******* try, I'm pretty sure I never said " people who eat deep fried food are all dumb ass holes" GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT DUMB BITCH.

zenrael 21

Friday 20 April 2012 0:19

******* cancer.

premiermois 5

Friday 20 April 2012 1:29

This is not 4chan you idiot. And OP... you are what's wrong with the world.

johngaltmovement 8

Friday 20 April 2012 1:03

So what kind of dressing did she use?

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 2:06

Really? You're making an FML about that?? Get. A. Life. :/

ELL10TT203 0

Friday 20 April 2012 3:34

Well isn't this BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULSHIT BULLSHIT!

Constantine1990 0

Friday 20 April 2012 4:44

Who the **** is victoria beckham?

melrose90210 10

Friday 20 April 2012 5:08

Who deemed it important enough in the first place that they felt the need to let you know?

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