Health: Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make...

By hurtinrealbad - 16/10/2012 17:25 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

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By Ian - 18/04/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards, the doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a Maxi Pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a Maxi Pad on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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By Britney - 24/10/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Mo. - 03/10/2020 01:13 - United States

Today, I found out my postpartum pain is indeed because of a cyst. No, my doctors can’t drain it and relive the pain because of scar tissue. And yes, it hurts around my lady bits and in my butthole, because the cyst wraps around everything. It’s either wait it out in extreme pain or surgery. FML

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By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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green2go 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:21

That's a pain in the ass

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:25

Good luck healing your second asshole with a third asshole in the house.

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swagisforchumps 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:40

Je suis un concombre de mer.. "Like" si vous comprenez ;)

Bazinga2010 5

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:25

You should have punched her in reply and said "Why so serious?" when she became annoyed...

outoftown 26

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:36

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Hope your recovery time will be easier thinking of all the ways to return your sister's favor. Get well soon.

lovecrazy12 14

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:39

It's possible the sister didn't know about the procedure. It's not necessarily scheduled. Op could have gone into the ER room with a cyst and they drained it on the spot. And I am speaking from experience.

FlyMeAway 2

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:07

Well, I guess you're really butt-hurt now...

juicyfruit1157 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:20

Omg what a bitch lol

the_true_batman 10

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:40

Most of the time I'm against people suggesting violence, but that's because it is usually not in response to violence (example, someone dumped the poster in a terrible way, people suggest all sorts of violent acts). But in this case, since it's in response to violence (and violence against an already injured area), I really hope you broke her jaw.