By hurtinrealbad - 16/10/2012 17:25 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
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DocBastard 38

Good luck healing your second asshole with a third asshole in the house.

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superminty 18

Cysts are already unpleasant enough, especially anywhere down there. Sorry OP.

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graffitied_love 20

What is a cyst? I know I could google it, but the users on this site are so much more creative

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DocBastard 38

It's a pilonidal cyst. I could explain, but it would actually be easier (and far more educational) for you to look it up.

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bunny911 16

34: It's like a big, nasty, permanent zit, but rock solid.

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missbrad 4

It's like a tumor, but "its not a tumor!"

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creampie18 5

A cyst is caused by an ingrown hair. The hair begins to grow inwards causing the area to become infected. The infection causes puss and bacteria to build up in a small cavity under the skin. This makes the cyst feel rock hard. A doctor can easily remove it by cutting a slit into the cyst, then draining it and finally removing the ingrown hair. The hole left behind must be packed with gauze everyday until the hole closes up.

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bReLiNg 18

Not necessarily, I had mine stitched. Though it was on my face. And I don't grow a beard, mine was caused from hardcore chewing my cheeks. I'd push on them so I could gnaw away.

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olpally 32

What an asshole... Punch her in the boobs! Or **** punt... Your choice...

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mikepzz 27

you could always give her a purple nurple the next time her hormones kick in...

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severe_fml 3

Take a shit in her bed (more effective than on). That will do the trick.

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winnerme123 8

I happened to be taking a crap while reading this.

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Accuraxy 10

Reading FMLs while on the toilet is a lifestyle.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Severe, just no.

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samsaf1989 5

I clenched my butt cheeks together when I read this. This is definitely one of those, long sharp nails scratching a black board moment.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

What a bitch! Why would she do that!? I have fights with my siblings too, but this? FYL OP. I hope your sister grows up!

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