By hurtinrealbad - 16/10/2012 17:25 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
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DocBastard 38

Good luck healing your second asshole with a third asshole in the house.

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JPEllis 0

Turn around and kick her in the ******.

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Donat96 20

I'm sorry to hear about that, Tyrion. :(

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Neligee 9

Oh man ! By reading this I felt the pain !

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traveler_ghost 12

Kick that bitch in the ******, or right in between the cheeks

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TrailblazerSS 5

Your sister seems to have more of an asshole problem than you!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Fart on her face when she least expect it since she loves your butt so much. Make sure it comes out bubbly...

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Angelrose2004 17

How do you make a fart come out "bubbly"? Dish soap cocktail? Yummy!

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agonydrum 7

What are you like 7 years old?

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KiddNYC1O 20

45- I don't know. Like a shart I guess... 48- Close, I'm 26. =]

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BellaBelle_fml 23

You can't exactly summon a 'bubbly' fart. They kind of sneak up on you like a ninja about to reveal their identity.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeahhh, shh. I'm closing this thread.

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hapy_pig098 13

Just drinks some milk and it'll come out smelly and bubbly ;D

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laurenlovesjb 20

Wow she sounds like a loving, supportive sister that cares about your needs. Sorry OP! :(

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LollipopDragon 4

Please tell me you're on some serious pain meds. Siblings suck. Mine slapped me after I got my wisdom teeth removed :P

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CharresBarkrey 15

Ouch! Hopefully you were still numb from the procedure

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