By satanlovesme - 30/05/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML
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SP63_fml 0

Ugh. I was raised Christian, and always will be, but these kind of people are what gives Christians the names they have. Wouldn't it be great if there was a world where people could co-exist, and go about as they wish? I know many Athiests, Muslims, and even a few Buddhists. They're all nice people, I could care less about who they worship, or if they do at all. But then again, I've been excommunicated from my church, supposedly for these reasons. Oh well, who cares, I refuse to join a church that discriminates.

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NoMercy_fml 0

LOL. I didn't know Satan had a manual.

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angel03260 0

i would then read every article out loud with extra emphasis on the pointless articles.

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Gorillazbmx6 0

That sucked but it is her life that needs the FML

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rallets 22

you shouldve charged at her screaming and acting possessed screaming "**** me"

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o_O_0_o 0

LMFAO #13!!! I would of totally done that shit.

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xobeachbabe 0

HAHA I agree with #11, what a crazy bitch

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FMLwrestler 0

Smart lady. But quite hypocritical, if she actually cussed. Something tells me you made that up though! No lady is going to whine about "Satan's Manual" in one hand, and then cuss on the other. People who say stuff like that KNOW they are screwing up their social lives! They KNOW people are going to hate them and call them crazy. The Bible says people who fervently spread the word will almost always be called crazy! So it makes no sense that somebody would be willing to screw up their entire social life, if they didn't even believe it well enough to follow it themselves. FYI Cosmo magazine is about mainly getting guys, right? Don't ask me I have a sister, I've seen it. But umm if that's the case which I think it is... doing a little bit of running and simply getting a natural tan and working on your appearance and being outgoing is all you need! You don't need articles and articles to attract guys- we're not NEARLY as complicated as girls! Just give us honesty and be outgoing and flirty, and look good, and you have us. No need to get all into details there. To the people saying "she's in a dentists office what in the hell ELSE is she gonna do?" I say, well she could read another magazine! You know, Forbes magazine on how to handle money (in this economy thats important)... or Time magazine, to look up the current state on North Korea's or Iran's belligerence, or how Obama's doing in office, or the world's state of affairs... etc

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Haydyn Runzer 7

so she's reading a magazine with tips on picking up guys. who gives a flying ****? it was extremely rude of that lady to poke her nose into other peoples buisness

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SP63_fml 0

Ugh. I was raised Christian, and always will be, but these kind of people are what gives Christians the names they have. Wouldn't it be great if there was a world where people could co-exist, and go about as they wish? I know many Athiests, Muslims, and even a few Buddhists. They're all nice people, I could care less about who they worship, or if they do at all. But then again, I've been excommunicated from my church, supposedly for these reasons. Oh well, who cares, I refuse to join a church that discriminates.

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rallets 22

satans manual to doing what?

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