By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

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airforce987 20

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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Comments

UnicornInSpace 6

I once fell asleep WHILE I peed on the toilet. That's the longest piss I've ever taken ;)

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Palirose 22

Can I have some star wars stickers instead?

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groupleader 7

Wet dream? More like wet nightmare..

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ImDB8 0

If your going to the bathroom in you dream, 100% of the time You are doing it in real life

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waitnobodycares 6

False. I have gone in my dream and not in real life (thank goodness!!!)

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Maakish 6

So you ended up in the bathroom without peeing?

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jtaylor991 6

oh dude fyl ive done the same thing! camping in a trailer i dreamed i climbed down and went to the toilet and had an epic piss..and then i woke up in bed

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