By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

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airforce987 20

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thanks for sharing your non-existent opinion. The FML gods will take that into consideration.

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PYLrulz 17

I didn't even know it was possible to do that, not unless someone just hit the space bar, and it got translated into nothing at all.

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ChrisG93 8

Is it just the OP that gets that offer? I'd like some ice cream.

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furry_fml 6

That happened to me a few months ago

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ChrisG93 8

You shouldn't even have to ask. I'll go with Dora.

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yummylicious 5

If anyone says anything along the lines of "that's a sticky situation" I will punch them in the face.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Aww, stop being such a wet blanket.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Well, that was certainly a sticky situation. Come at me, bro.

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ddddddddg 9

That happened to me once when I was like 12 or 13

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glambert17 0

That happens all the time. Take note for the future: if you're DREAMING about pissing, you're PROBABLY pissing.

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yummylicious 5

If anyone says anything along the lines of "that's a stick situation" I will punch them.

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