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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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gianthelper 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:20

Women-1 Sexist men-0

Rangant 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:21

I'm pretty sure almost everyone here is going to cheer her on aswell. Way to be a dick.

Comments

spaija 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:08

did she chucked all four bottles in the same time or she did it one by one? in both cases YDI, but if she did it one by one, with small dramatic pause in between, YDI even more :)

Ugi 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:25

I imagine: Get <throw> your <throw> own! <throw> Asshole! <throw>

mikeymayhem_87 15

Thursday 19 July 2012 15:02

Haha.... Well said 52!!

jaytee1994 9

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:08

Go girlfriend!!!!:) you deserve that you fagg! You have to treat your girlfriend like a princess! Treat her with respect and love! NOT yelling at her! You got what you deserved! :)

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:25

Hmm, it might be a little redundant to repeat what most everyone else has already stated.....but perhaps it's best to err on the side of caution and make Certain you understand this point: Yes. You deserve to not be given any more respect than what you had given to your girlfriend. Idiot. :p

zoecw 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:33

You seem like a dick head.

carmel1110 12

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:34

YDI. If my boyfriend ever did it I'd slap him in front of his friends.

p1nkzebra 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:34

You are a douche! YDI, your girlfriend should go find someone better after that asshole move you just pulled! Nobody likes a douche, so you should have seen this coming. Really I don't know what to say except that you must have a mental disorder or something.