Love: Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick... - FML

By hopelesss88 - 17/06/2010 12:42 - Australia

Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later his twitter account said otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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krushr 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:06

So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?

yarbles 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:09

oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.

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imright24 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:13

So what? It's a first date. It's not like you have anything invested in it. You're just pissed because you're not getting a free dinner.

Barrientos432 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:25

48 does have a point..

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:24

so who cares it happens that's life u don't gotta come on fml blobing bout that shit. smfh dumb bitchs u get to c the true side of a man n then u come on fml to f ur life. op u must b retarded. u should thnk God u didn't open up ur legs to that nigga.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:30

mayb he got low on cash an didn't wanna take u out not having enough money an was just too embarassed to say so. but y da **** r checking up on the nigga like that? r u a darn stalker? gezz op

meatheadzack 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:31

that's what u get for creeping on his tweet lol

tygerarmy 35

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:32

He saved you the trouble of finding out he was an asshole later. I understand it's exciting havin' a first date but the only reason this should be a fml is if you've done stuff with this person prior to goin' on your first date.

hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:49

and?

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:56

wow 24 your eye is beutiful

oddball1972 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:58

stalker before you even go on a first date! good for him it looks like he made the right call

daleftw 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:01

Hey op you're from my state. are you hot? lol

BuddyChristSays 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:04

ur ugly/fat too dude

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