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By hopelesss88 - 17/06/2010 12:42 - Australia

Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later his twitter account said otherwise. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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By beanpole - 19/12/2016 19:34 - Canada - Canning

Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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krushr 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:06

So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?

yarbles 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:09

oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.

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CronosDage 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:52

Follow @CronosDage on Twitter. I have 150 followers. **** anti-flood protection...

emjay09 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:07

what a douche. you can do better.

Carolina_girl222 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:25

at least u found out that hes a jerk before u got too involved with him

SaturnE_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:38

You are what you eat.

marylovesyou8D 7

Friday 18 June 2010 6:40

stop being mean...

rwctkd95 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:22

33# ) y would it happen to u all the time??

jizzmode 0

Friday 18 June 2010 11:00

You probably added this guy on Myspace, found out he was single on Facebook, learned his life story on Tumblr, his sex life on Formspring, oh & you follow him on Twitter & text him. Pretty cute love story, OP

rsxtine 0

Friday 18 June 2010 11:49

lmao!

LeoFML 1

Friday 18 June 2010 13:12

Does "****" have another meaning or are you just a ****?

dunni786 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:19

sounds like your speaking from experiance?

jizzmode 0

Friday 18 June 2010 22:46

Yeah, totally. Except I'm 15, had one boyfriend, never been kissed or done anything remotely sexual? So, no, I'm not a ****. Sorry.

LeoFML 1

Sunday 20 June 2010 15:13

You're still being ignorant enough not to answer my question.

jizzmode 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:38

It's from **** In My Pants by The Lonely Island.

LeoFML 1

Friday 25 June 2010 8:15

Ohh, I see then. Seems like a lot of people know that song, It has like 50 million views on Youtube. T.T

jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 3:39

Haha well SNL is probably the best show ever, I'm not surprised.

FuckMyLife195 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:13

wow... same happened to me he said "my car broke Down" he forgot he added me to facebook so when i logged on his stat was just updated a d said "Woooooooo out getting drunk with the boys" how nice... his car wasn't broken. so FYL

lnull 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 22:50

it was just the guy's way of turning the girl down girls do shit like this too oh and obviously his car wasn't broken

cammy_buns 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:43

*you lied to yourself girlfriend*

EricJ 3

Friday 18 June 2010 21:06

On the bright side, at least you didn't have a date and then wait weeks for him to ask you out, again.

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