Love: Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick...

By hopelesss88 - 17/06/2010 12:42 - Australia

Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By beanpole - 19/12/2016 19:34 - Canada - Canning

Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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krushr 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:06

So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?

yarbles 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:09

oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.

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arhanes 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:06

Maybe he cancelled because he found out about your stalker tendencies

arhanes 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:11

Are you just angry because you can't get girls?

BuddyChristSays 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:14

and I'm pretty sure her other eye is just as buetiful

pack08 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:16

Oh whine about it, everybody gets blown off in their lifetime, just get over it and move on, I'm sure life will continue to be the same for you.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:18

yeah I know

shibainu519 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:26

ydi it for using twitter

aback 4

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:50

You're not missing anything.

spzb 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:56

why not? needed to check if he was a lying bastard.

MarkGoldstein 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 22:39

I hate it when I get caught lying because of my social networking.

cbr600_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 22:46

ha who cares it was the first date move on there is so many single people out there

BuddyChristSays 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:01

tattoo win

rsxtine 0

Friday 18 June 2010 11:47

agreed! :)

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