Work: Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well...

By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 21:30

Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML

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By Cody - 30/12/2008 09:35 - France

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

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By caiti - 06/08/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2012 20:26 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

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By toryzhere - 29/03/2012 11:13 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 05:02

Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!

asxp10 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

You couldn't tell the difference between a mole and a bug?

Comments

suckishfather 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:37

ewwwy that sucks. uhmm i dont suppose they called u back, did they?

Will09 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:45

EVERYONE WE MADE A AMAZING DISCOVERY!!!! moles can crawl.

schadenfreudeFTW 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:50

'oh, wait... it's gone now!' that's all you had to say.

michelle4srs 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:19

#65

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:09

#3 *LMAO* You made my day :D

hattar 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:36

hahaha

airplanefood 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 10:12

Here's some perspective: I have a huge gross mole in the corner of my eye (since I was little) and I get comments like this all the time. When people tell me "oh my god there's something in your eye!" I certainly don't take it in a bad way, and I'm sure your interviewer has probably heard it plenty of times from others and is used to it. It means you guys are concerned, which is more amusing than anything. However, it also means you probably weren't paying full attention to the interview :P