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By SucksToBeMe - 28/09/2009 18:31 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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It's a coup!

By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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How the turntables turn

By PoorAndBroke - 12/09/2021 14:01

Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

Universe WIN mega YDI

CherishFlowers 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...

Comments

_highandlow 5

Monday 11 June 2012 0:12

Those kids you call nerds are guaranteed to end up your bosses. :)

Migole 36

Friday 29 June 2012 0:04

So being a major jerk didn't pay off in the end? How surprising :) Bullying is bad and very hurtful and it makes me happy to read stories like this where it actually turned around in the end. Maybe being a bit of a nerd for a couple years will pay off later when you make loads of money, op ;)

AndrewSmokey 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:56

You deserved it next time think before you say something hurtful

insomniac8400 13

Monday 17 September 2012 1:55

ydi for being a dick

JJBADGE10 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:40

That's what you get for bullying

yenidewi 11

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:08

hahhahahahhahahahahaha ... what a grudge ... ;p

ViviMage 38

Friday 14 December 2012 6:34

This is why you don't step on the little people. They will open a can of butt-whoop latrr

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 6:59

You deserved that one.

NinjaJellyfish 27

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:43

While he should have been more professional about it, it goes to show that being nice to people gets you everywhere. Maybe karma will come and bite him back too.