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By SucksToBeMe - 28/09/2009 18:31 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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You deserved it 118 248

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

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You deserved it 1 264

By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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Bad timing

By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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It's a coup!

By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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You deserved it 4 377

Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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You deserved it 3 737

By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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You deserved it 3 184

How the turntables turn

By PoorAndBroke - 12/09/2021 14:01

Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML

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You deserved it 1 409

By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

Universe WIN mega YDI

CherishFlowers 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...

Comments

bibobobonnor 8

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:49

Karma is what that is and it just goes to show that many bullies get what they deserve later in life

drummerelx 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:43

what a pussy

QWERTYCommander 5

Wednesday 7 April 2010 19:17

The CEO's side of the story was on IMMD!

PredyJessica 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:44

thats what you get asshole! now when you get kids teach them not to do the same shitty mistake you made dumbass!

asselhoff 5

Friday 25 June 2010 8:21

Karma's a bitch... 'nuff said : )

jskibabe22 4

Monday 5 July 2010 6:30

karmas a bitch

ItsCommonSense 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:26

aw I wouldve hired you and worked you like a slave :P

lovelife598 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:44

you completely deserve it. don't you just hate when that happens? **** you.

FaceMelterx2530 4

Sunday 26 December 2010 13:45

Really, FMyLife.com? Really?! To all of you who said YDI: Think for just a second. Stop trying to be all philosophical and say "Don't make fun of nerds because you'll eventually work for one." You are all just trying to build up online esteem in front of people you don't know. I am willing to wager that at LEAST 25% of those that said "YDI" have made fun of a nerd in high school. You can't be such f**king HYPOCRITES! I see it all the time on this site. Stop trying to be cool, because some of us can see your true colors.

sepdps 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:39

Actually no. I was bullied by my 'best friends' in middle school, this year. I've never ONCE made fun of someone! So no, not all people are bad. get your facts right before you start shit.

qazz42 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:07

YDI loser, if you have such a tiny dick that you have to make fun of people who are smarter than you, you dont need a job, you would probably fail anyways sincerely, a nerd