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By SucksToBeMe - 28/09/2009 18:31 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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By PoorAndBroke - 12/09/2021 14:01

Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

Universe WIN mega YDI

CherishFlowers 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...

Comments

Dirty_Dream 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:38

Haha asshole

sepdps 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:36

Karmas a bitch! YDI

Vampgirl202 4

Friday 1 April 2011 16:37

YDI

chicabonita5683 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 22:44

People can change, but not typically that drastically...especially those that were cocky in school...unless they have learned what it's like. Therefore, I think the CEO was justified because he already knew what type of person you could be, so he has no reason to waste either of your time interviewing you. The kicking out with the force of security was probably just for shiggles :)

KaylieBieber13 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 15:22

YDI karma's a bitch!!!!

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:12

What comes around goes around. Guess what? The world ain't done wiping it's ass with you.

rttr 18

Thursday 8 September 2011 22:32

It is it fault, but teasing and making fun of people Is Normal

ZielZone 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 14:47

ROFL!!! Nice... Kind of like the bully who picked on the small kid, then met him 10 years later at the reunion. The small kid was a Marine Combat Vet.

stevenmx86 7

Friday 4 November 2011 16:07

It's not karma, jackass, it's called life. Act like an ass to people, get treated like an ass.. It's a small world, you can't expect not to run into people you know..

ChaosEngine 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 17:16

... Actually, it IS Karma. Moral causality; ie, acting like an ass to people, get treated like one, is exactly the principle of Karma. In fact by definition, you calling OP a jackass will (assuming the concept of Karma actually exists) no doubt come back to bite you. And to OP, You totally deserved it. Treat others better.