By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML
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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
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baconstrips 12

She should have just takin you to a doctor instead of just testing.

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stewpididiot 11

You should start smoking parsley to build up your immunity to it

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Are you a ******* moron #88 if the op smoked the parsley (god forbid) his/her throat, air passage ways in the ops lungs would swell shut, then the op will go into aniphylaptic (spelling?) Shock with a high chance of killing the op. Learn some facts before posting ignorant comments r-tard

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suprmidgt 0

Rub it on your arm! Don't eat it. **** people's parents are retarded these days. That or my parents are smart as shit and I'm just now learning this.

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leadman1989 15

Can't it be both? ;)

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Lei_Aili 18

Guess your mom doesn't know what anaphalaxis is.

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gousafutbol 0

Why would you eat it if you thought you were allergic?

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Masked00 4

Is your name Candice Flynn by any chance?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Candice: MMMOOOMMM masked00 is calling the me the op again!

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kitsune3 20

You're thinking of Parsnips, not Parsley.

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Dante17 6

What a bitch, that's no mother.. That's a woman trying to be a mother which it failed big time

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KasaraEm13 12

At least you know to not eat it now. In case you do, have something on had for hives now too. And ya know, you didn't die from it (yet), so that's a plus.

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nejacobsen 0

Haha she knew that u had an allergic reaction she just wants to see you suffer !!

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