By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML
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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
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baconstrips 12

She should have just takin you to a doctor instead of just testing.

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_Krijs 5

YDI for not refusing it... sorry. No sympathy from me.

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sneekyheart 5

If your mother is allergic to something you should feed it to her. just to make sure =]

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n_epic_fail 14

you learned something today! and besides now u get "get well" flowers :3

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VikingPrincess19_fml 9

FYL, but at least you know for sure that's the thing you're allergic too

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blele15 2

well you had to make sure. LOL sucks for u.

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denvan 0

Take your mom near a Bee hive next time and see how she likes that hive

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Majstr 23

Your mom is an idiot.

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Artz94_fml 16

You could also just say NO to your mom

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