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By ewmomew - 12/09/2010 04:07 - Canada

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Listening in

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Sunday 12 September 2010 12:16

"ILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD, if you dont tell me

weemcgreeger 1

Sunday 12 September 2010 12:13

no one tell him

Comments

Zandesh 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 18:44

google is your friend..

ladiiie_dreamer 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:33

hahaha datz funniiie..

ChiefLancaster 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:39

Hey there, whats your number?? I can fix your moms problem, then maybe we can fix your problem???

sarahgrossi 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:48

lol my lil sis is farting in her sleep :{

phoenixfire555 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:44

Moral of the story nothings wrong with being a nymphomaniac lol.

Culnamo 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:23

I'm still wondering how a person "accidentally" lets it slip that they're a nympho...?

ChangMu 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:15

You don't accidentally let that slip to your mom. You just like sex. We all do, sweetie.

varunp111 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 4:01

What's nymphomania?

capslockisgood 19

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:26

How??

allymacaulay 3

Sunday 9 November 2014 2:47

I would definitely use that against her when I wanted to get my way.

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