Intimacy: Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally...

By ewmomew - 12/09/2010 04:07 - Canada

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 12:16

"ILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD, if you dont tell me

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Sunday 12 September 2010 12:13

no one tell him

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Loveheart 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:14

Anyone from london wanna ****? im a sex *****

David_Strange 4

Monday 13 September 2010 1:26

nymphomaniacs are girls that have an intense and constant craving for sex. usually they are picky about who thier partner is but others don't care at all. I LOVE NYMPHOS!!!!!

kaylovely 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:19

I don't want to read about any more minor winches and their sex lives.

lilybugie 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:32

so she is a hoe?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 13 September 2010 15:20

She's a rake.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 13 September 2010 2:51

How do you "accidentally" let slip something like that? :P

Merin 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:26

Nymphomania is a compulsive disease. Being horny and sleeping with anyone is not. If she was a nympho she wouldn't have made it through that entire conversation without trying to get off.

n3rd_rage 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:13

mm yea disturbing rly =/

turbopuss 1

Monday 13 September 2010 6:43

a nymphomaniac is someone who is crazy about sex and that is all the want to do

lizzybob666 6

Monday 13 September 2010 7:35

for those who keep asking Definitions of nymphomaniac on the Web: a woman with abnormal sexual desires nymphomaniacal: (used of women) affected with excessive sexual desire Hypersexuality is the elevated desire to engage in human sexual behavior at a level high enough to be considered problematic nymphomania - An excess of sexual behaviour or desire in women nymphomania - a disorder in woman characterized by an overactive libido, extreme or obsessive uncontrollable desire for sexual stimulation. It is generally associated with hormonal imbalance or neurological disorders.

heathmac 0

Monday 13 September 2010 8:04

you are not a nymphomaniac. that is a debilitating disorder and you would be institutionalized if you were really a nymphomaniac. stop over dramatizing.