By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

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extremenoodles 0

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground ****-fighting night.

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ashlynnb7 0

What did they get arrested for??

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EffinAhole 0

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sjess090 0

obviously fake when cops are off duty they don't arrest anyone

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aardvarkish 15

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jok3r_l3tal 0

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TurboTalon 0

He attended a party while on duty???

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bailes_o_hay 0

89 - it's ok as long as he had less than 3 or 4 beers

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Tandy13 0

wow that must have been a really big incident to have 3 people arrested, but thats just weird. sorry to hear that.

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justsomgirl 4

Wow. Good one. (That was sarcasm.) Grow up. (That wasn't.)

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justsomgirl 4

I swear there was a really retarded comment there a minute ago. And then it disappeared and now it looks like I responded to myself. Twice.

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justsomgirl 4

Alright fine. You win. Your comments are now amusing me. (That wasn't sarcasm.)

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PizzaGuy11 0

phew, thank god. i was beginning to think it was gonna... RE-APPEAR...!

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PizzaGuy11 0

yeah, do you think we should stop responding?

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justsomgirl 4

Probably. It was fun while it lasted though.

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gozar_fml 1

They were arrested for double dipping in the chips and salsa bowl.

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justsomgirl 4

Those animals! No wonder he arrested them. Good riddance I say!

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extremenoodles 0

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground ****-fighting night.

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stewpididiot 11

**** fighting as in chickens or.........?

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banananut 0

This is totally fake, everyone knows cops only eat donuts! Cops eating cake...HA. What a joke.

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FarSide 22

A cop will eat a 3-foot turd if you dust it with powdered sugar.

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Nemesis2747 4

Some friend that is. Yea.. he isnt getting invited anywhere anymore

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tatababe 1

And what if they deserved to be arrested god knows what they could of done the cop had every right to arrest them

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mitchn60 6

He wouldn't have done it if there had been doughnuts instead of cake. Now ya know.

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mitchn60 6

Yes it is. I also have it in .40 for my duty gun.

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mitchn60 6

For some reason I can't get my answer to post, even though it says I was successful. Nope, not a cop, armed security and protection work.

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chelle_starlight 0

just another day on the job...so, make sure he is not invited to your child's wedding...he could be a damper for such a joyous occassion...

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