Health: Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet....

By Jen_ - 26/01/2012 22:08 - France

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By crippy - 26/06/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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kateheartswaffle 0

Friday 27 January 2012 1:01

She sounds..nice?

Samberriee 9

Friday 27 January 2012 1:02

Go for her Achilles next time, dawg.

Comments

vanderleibry 3

Friday 27 January 2012 1:30

U mad?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:12

No, I'm just slightly upset.

twistergirl 0

Friday 27 January 2012 1:33

Haha been there done that except there are 7 people in one house and there is never one open and if it is it hose away in seconds it sucks ;)

ilovefall10 21

Friday 27 January 2012 1:39

Your mom sounds like a idiot. You are hurt and yet she makes fun of it. FYL indeed. Also those arrow to the knee jokes are lame and stupid. Seriously people. Stop.

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 27 January 2012 2:16

I've come to realize you can't stop memes, there's always going to be that one person who says it, better to just ignore it, because if you tell them to stop that usually puts a fire under them and they do it more often.

ClaremoreZebra 8

Friday 27 January 2012 4:26

It's a Skyrim thing. Get with the times man.

jessimica642 8

Friday 27 January 2012 1:46

Haha that's what I was gonna say

Petey_Piie 1

Friday 27 January 2012 1:48

You should slip a laxative in her coffee; do this after you break her leg by pushing her down the stairs. When she tries to go to the restroom, well you know what to do.

starburst7596 14

Friday 27 January 2012 1:48

Did you get an arrow to the knee?

ryuzakikiichiro 0

Friday 27 January 2012 4:59

At least it wasn't a mace to the face?

Furrywhiplash 14

Friday 27 January 2012 5:39

Ok, I'm not against the 'arrow to the knee' jokes, but I am however, very against the idiots who repeat the same ******* thing that has been said at least 2-3 ******* times already under the same FML! ******* read and pay attention before commenting!!

starburst7596 14

Friday 27 January 2012 9:19

I apologize for being "a ******* idiot". I only read the first page of comments. But I don't really think its necessary of you to flip out...it's not that big of a deal dude relax!