Health: Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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myballs 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:34

At that point, did you vomit again?

CH33RL34D3R 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:42

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

Comments

TobyLuckhurst 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:42

*shudder* Don't share that kind of information, please! FYL, definitely though.

LadyLieDie 1

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:07

Wash it off with soap and get on with your life.

Tozi_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:49

Well, sorry about that. I have absolutely no solution to offer, since anyone who's ever had a bad stomach bug KNOWS some things can't wait even for a second to happen. Take a shover and eat some plain white rice for dinner, you'll feel better afterwards.

bamfsparky 0

Monday 2 November 2009 3:07

hahahaha! it happens to all of us.

kinkolicious 0

Monday 2 November 2009 17:59

hahaha thats ******* great, however next time 1) shit in the toilet 2) puke in the bath tub / shower lol at least then you can just turn the shower on and wash it down the drain

kiwi_x 4

Monday 2 November 2009 22:58

omg. that made me laugh so hard. even how disgusting it is.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Tuesday 3 November 2009 6:58

Advice that'll serve all of you well. Whenever I have a stomach bug I sit on the crapper and have a bucket in front for spew. I only needed to see diarrhea on the floor once before coming up with that idea...

dieburnbot 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 11:38

Sounds like something that would happen to me lolol

burbujas15 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 9:22

Hahahaha! That sucks so much but it's so damn funny.

Sadistic_Spartan 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:39

LOL at #3 and i know i shouldn't laugh but i just gave a whole new meaning to the word ROFL. i ROFL'd at this then consequently rolled into my desk knocking a glass onto my face which smashed and gave me a nosebleed. damn karma.