By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 774
You deserved it 6 758

Same thing different taste

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CH33RL34D3R 0

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

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I used to be bulimic... Vomit splashed in my face all the time.

Islander_fml 5

FYL, but I died laughing imagining it! :D

It's called a bucket on your lap, sitting on the crapper. Not rocket science. YDI

clockworkrainbow 3

Yeah, I hold the trashcan in my lap when I get that kind of sick... FYL, though. I'd puke even more after that happened.

Who couldn't have seen that coming, not that you had much choice to begin with, but you know how that goes. Shit happens.

Why didn't you just puke in the bathtub? I have had the ***** and needed to puke while ********, so I just leaned to the side and into the bathtub it all went.

Prawn_fml 2

LOL. You're assuming because you have a bathtub conveniently placed by your toilet, everybody does?

Turnip_Girl 0

Ugh. D: Hope you're feeling better!

i just have to say LOL! I laugh at your mis fortune,

why the **** didn't you at least flush?! If I knew it'd finished at one end I'd quickly flush it incase it come out the other end. throwing up in a toilet is just easier. but **** man that's gross